The Oscars 2018


It’s that time again, when the crème de la crème of Hollywood and the world gather together on a Sunday the end of February-to the first two weeks of March, get all dressed up in their best designer duds, have their speeches prepared and vie for the golden boy that they will take home and maybe place on the back of their toilet. As I said in my best of post, 2017 was one hell of a year for film and honestly, it’s about damn time. This year’s nominees in the “best” categories are actually pretty accurate and this was not an easy feat because there was definitely an overabundance of options that year’s past were not so fortunate to have. So without further ado, behold my list of the winners of the 90th annual Academy Awards.



  • Will Win –Guillermo Del Toro – Shape of Water
  • Should Win – Guillermo Del Toro – Shape of Water
  • Jaw dropper – Jordan Peele – Get Out I would be ECSTATIC if this happened and if not, Guillermo deserves it.


  • Will Win – The Shape of Water/Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Should Win – The Shape of Water/Get out
  • Jaw dropper – Get Out only because it seems a number of Academy members haven’t seen it


  • Will Win – Frances McDormand ‘Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Should Win – Sally Hawkins/Frances McDormand they both had the strongest performances
  • Jaw Dropper – Meryl Streep ‘The Post’ because it has been quiet regarding her nom


  • Will Win- Gary Oldman ‘Darkest Hour’
  • Should Win – Gary Oldman ‘Darkest Hour’ Daniel Kaluuya ‘Get Out’
  • Jaw Dropper- Daniel Kaluuya ‘Get Out’ only because of Academy members skipping the viewing


  • Will Win- Sam Rockwell ‘Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Mo’
  • Should Win- Willem Dafoe ‘The Florida Project’
  • Jaw Dropper-Christopher Plummer ‘All the Money of the World’


  • Will Win – Allison Janney ‘I,Tonya’
  • Should Win – Allison Janney ‘I,Tonya’
  • Jaw Dropper – Mary J Blige ‘Mudbound’


  • Will Win – ‘Mudbound’ Virgil Williams and Dee Rees
  • Should Win – ‘Mudbound’ or ‘Molly’s Game’ Aaron Sorkin
  • Jaw Dropper – ‘The Disaster Artist’


  • Will Win- ‘Three Billboards outside Ebbing, MO’ Martin McDonagh
  • Should Win- Jordan Peele ‘Get Out’ 
  • Jaw Dropper- none, this is the hardest category of them all


  • Will Win- ‘Blade Runner 2049′ Roger Deakins
  • Should Win – ‘Blade Runner 2049′ or ‘Mudbound’ Rachel Morrison
  • Jaw Dropper – all nominees are exceptional so good luck


  • Will Win – ‘Coco’
  • Should Win – ‘Coco’ ‘Loving Vincent’
  • Jaw Dropper – ‘Boss Baby’


  • Will Win – “This is Me” ‘The Greatest Showman’
  • Should Win – “This is Me” The Greatest Showman “Stand Up for Something” ‘Marshall’
  • Jaw Dropper – None because all of these songs are phenomenal


  • Will Win – ‘Dunkirk’
  • Should Win – ‘Dunkirk’
  • Jaw Dropper – anything other than ‘Dunkirk’


  • Will Win – ‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ ‘Blade Runner 2049’ 
  • Should Win – ‘Blade Runner 2049’ ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2’
  • Jaw Dropper- ‘Kong: Skull Island’


  • Will Win – ‘Shape of Water’ 
  • Should Win – ‘Blade Runner 2049’ 
  • Jaw Dropper – ‘Beauty and the Beast’

Unfortunately I did not see a single short, foreign film or documentary but I do think ‘Faces Places’ will win for documentary and ‘A Fantastic Woman’ for foreign film.

Whomever the winners are, this is definitely a deserving lot of talented people that has made some incredible pieces of art for 2017. Good luck, nominees and may the odds be ever in your favor! We’ll see if my Oscar Nostradamus channeling comes thru this year.

Until next time, if you see me at the movies, I’ll be The Blonde in Front! 😉👱‍♀️🎬📽🎥🎞🤳

The Blonde in Front’s best of 2017

2017 was a great year for film. Thank you kindly, Millennium movie Gods!!! All in all I watched, from my count, 423 films in 2017. That may sound like a lot to some but I plan on smashing that in 2018. The films on this list will consist of what I consider the 17 Best and 10 Worst of 2017, 10 Best Horror, 3 WTF can my brain not unsee, 10 Best Shorts and 9 films that many may have missed. These films are based on my personal judgement experiencing it at the time, reminiscing after and speaking to others about the film and the impact it had on me. These may not be everyone’s best or worst and there are a few I was unable to see before 1/1/2018, (Killing of a Sacred Deer, The Post, The Mummy), but these are what I have chosen and I’m always happy to discuss people’s thoughts and opinions, the key word being discuss. Now without further ado, here are The Blonde in Front’s Top 17/22 of 2017

  1. Get Out
  2. The Shape of Water/Mother
  3. Call Me By Your Name
  4. The Florida Project
  5. Wind River
  6. 3 Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  7. The Disaster Artist
  8. Blade Runner 2049/ Logan
  9. Molly‘s Game
  10. Free Fire/ Thank you for Service
  11. Atomic Blonde
  12. Brigsby Bear/Coco
  13. Lady Bird/ The Big Sick
  14. Girl‘s Trip
  15. A Ghost Story
  16. Patti Cake$
  17. Brawl in Cell Block 99

Honorable mention: IT, Dunkirk, Ingrid Goes West, The Darkest Hour, T2 Trainspotting, Wonder Woman, Battle of the Sexes, American Made, Good Time, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Thor Ragnarok, Lost City of Z, In the Fade, Mudbound, I, Tonya, Hostiles, Lady Macbeth, Baby Driver

Have not seen: Killing of a Sacred Deer, The Post, The Beguiled, The Greatest Showman, Murder on the Orient Express, Phantom Thread

Best Documentary of 2017 I actually only saw one but this was enough

The Rape of Recy Taylor

The Worst of 2017 – Sidenote: I understand what it takes to make a film, (the hours, hard work, time away from loved ones, frustration, money, time, time, time) and I’m not negating that. I’m disappointed and in some cases angry with the end results these films brought and the time I could have been doing other things, ANYTHING, besides watch them.

  1. The Circle
  2. Wonder Wheel
  3. The Bye Bye Man
  4. Friend Request
  5. Table 19
  6. Gemini 7 Wilson

8. Darkness Rising

9 Chips

10 Unforgettable

    Honorable mention: The Great Wall

    Have not seen: The Mummy, Valerian, Transformers, Baywatch, I honestly missed a lot of BAD movies on purpose in 2017.

    BEST Horror of 2017

    1. Gerald’s Game/Get Out
    2. Hounds of Love
    3. The Girl with All the Gifts
    4. Split
    5. The Devil’s Candy
    6. The Endless
    7. Chicago Rot
    8. IT
    9. The Void
    10. Happy Death Day/ Tragedy Girls

    Honorable mention: The Girl in the Photographs, The Belko Experiment, A Dark Song, CREEP 2, Mayhem, Drifter, The Invisible Guardian, 1922, Applecart

    Have not seen: The Blackcoats Daughter, We are the Flesh, Victor Crowley

    Best Shorts of 2017

    1. Fucking Bunnies- Teemu Niukkanen
    2. Mahal-Jay Espano
    3. The Dark HungerAnthony R Williams
    4. girl+ghostNik Wansbrough
    5. Born AgainJason Tostevin
    6. BuzzcutJon Rhoads and Mike Marrer
    7. Vexed- Marc Cartright
    8. Feeding TimeMatt Mercer
    9. Band MeetingVery Cool Videos
    10. When the Purge EndsEli Thomas

    WTF can my brain not unsee award goes to

    1. Kuso
    2. Last House on Dead End Street – 1977
    3. A Serbian Film

    Films to watch out for in 2018

    Under Appreciated films of 2017

    1. Free FIRE
    2. Paint it Black
    3. Brigsby Bear
    4. Patti Cake$
    5. A Cure for Wellness
    6. Brawl in Cell Block 99
    7. Thank you for Your Service
    8. The Lovers
    9. Crown Heights

    And these are my lists for 2017. I hope you enjoy them and maybe some items on the lists will intrigue you to watch some films you may not have known about otherwise. Looking forward to showing everyone what’s in store for 2018.

    As always, if you see me at the movies, I’ll be the Blonde in Front! 😉🎬📽🎥🎞🤳

    My Favorite Shorts of 2016 

    My Favorite Shorts of 2016 

    “Be gentle, it’s my first time.”

    Catwoman – Batman Returns 1992

    Welcome one and probably one to my very first blog post. I know, I figured out how to turn on the tablet and everything all by myself and thought I may as well write about some things before I break it! Those who know me are aware that I suffer from two conditions: Cinephilia and being Technology Challenged so why not combine the two and put them to some use while also entertaining, I hope. Here I am, proof that ANYONE can do what they love and go from there. Film Festivals, Conventions, Events, Pre-screenings, Celebs, Film Reviews and more……trying everything and telling you all about it. So to keep my first post short, I thought I would begin with my favorite shorts of 2016. And to keep it even shorter, I will do my favorite 5 instead of 10 so here we go.

    #5 The Stylist – Director Jill Gevargizian

    The Stylist tells the story of Claire, a hairstylist working on her last client of the night and the dark turn it takes. From the first image of Claire daydreaming at the ceiling as she slowly spins in her stylist chair to that last emotional scene, Najarra Townsend captures your attention and breath with her performance and leaves you wanting to see and know more about what makes Claire who she is and what has led to her to this place. A mesmerizing score by Nicholas Elert, great cinematography by Robert Patrick Stern, editing by John Pata and production design by Sarah Sharp elevate the filmgoing experience. If a feature is to be made of any of the shorts listed, I can not only see this being made into one but also sequels to follow. Currently streaming on Shudder.

    #4 The Light Thief – Director Eva Daoud

    The Light Thief reminds me of It Follows with its subject matter and The Hunger with its eerie beauty. After a woman becomes involved with a man who takes her essence of love, how does it change her and how can she regain the light that was stolen from her? Daoud does a beautiful job giving equal attention to the character development of our dual villains and heroine, enough to care or despise them while also suprising you when you think you know everything about them. Phenomenal direction by Eva Daoud with excellent art direction by Marta Gutierrez-Abad, it also has one of the most beautiful production designs on a film, short or otherwise. I truly look forward to what Daoud will put forth to entertain and elevate us all. I believe it is currently streaming on Amazon Prime.

    #3 Hard Broads – Director Mindy Bledsoe

    Hard Broads kept me laughing long after it had ended with 4 others shorts still to view. The film immediately made me want to be best friends with director/writer/actress Mindy Bledsoe and her leading ladies or know I would be in good company if I found a dead male stripper in the trunk of my car. One of the only films last year, short or feature, that passed the Bechdel Test, when 3 female friends are brought back together to help one with a corpse, an evening of hilarious adventures go down. Fantastic physical comedy by all the ladies and Susan Kirton who says so much without saying a word. A look at female friendship and A Weekend at Bernie’s for the millenium with more pot and laughs, the tag line says it all: Three Women. One Corpse. Stupid Plan. A funny, funny gory good time I am lucky enough to own.

    #2 Light up the Night – Directors Caspar Newbolt and Matt Sundin

    Short or 15 minute video, I’m not sure if it was the performance of James Ransone, the music of the Protomen or some weird Mr. Roboto girl crush thing I never knew I had that drew me to this Big Brother musical fantasy but I watched it, forwared it, spoke about it and then watched it again within 30 minutes. While it has a Repo! The Genetic Opera look to it, that will be the only comparison I will make about this story in a 1984 style setting with the robotic law enforcement and mounting tensions of the citizens ready to explode during a concert by the Protomen whose music narrates the struggle between the two. A Streets of Fire flashback came to mind with the city that sees no light, steam and violence in the streets and a soundtrack that makes it all work.I really like Streets of Fire so I think this is a big compliment. Now on YouTube for your viewing pleasure.

    #1 Fragile Storm – Dawn Fields

    So there were 2 instances last year where I needed to walk out of what I was watching. The first instance for exiting was Phantasm Ravager in the theater during a horror film festival. The second was during the Etheria 2016 tour lineup at Days of the Dead Chicago after watching this jewel. While the reason for the first was because it was absolutely horrendous, the latter left me so emotional I had to skip the remaining short films to compose myself and try not to ugly cry while making my exit. This film is one of the best pieces of art I have seen all year. When a young woman is held hostage by an older man, played by the incredible Lance Henriksen, you are taken on her terrifying journey trying to break free from her captor, only to find out the truth of why she is actually there. My emotional response took me by suprise at what the story truly reveals which I can only imagine was a peronal experience for writer Carly Street that is becoming far too relatable for many others. Writing about it 2 months later after only one viewing and I am still fighting back tears. Even the tagline: He promised her…no matter what, is haunting. Suspense, Drama, Horror….however you categorize it, they are all true. Prepare to view greatness and bring some tissues, you’ll need them.

    Best Actress in a Short Film

    Najarra Townsend – The Stylist

    Best Actor in a Short Film

    Lance Henriksen – Fragile Storms

    I have to acknowledge and thank Stacy Pippi for her excellent judgement as 4 of the 5 films are from the Etheria Film Festival or Tour Selections and I would probably not have had the opportunity to view them if not for her. Enjoy these at your leisure friends and let me know if there are any others you recommend. If you see me at the movies, I’ll be the blonde in front.